Now you may be wondering, what makes a monkey so much better than a bobcat? Well you small minded Japanese person, I'm here to tell you! A monkey has a tail so they can swing upon high grounds and can have the high ground. Now tell me mere citizen, CAN A BOBCAT HAVE THE HIGH GROUND IN A FIGHT? NO, A BOBCAT IS STUPID CAN CANNOT CLIMB. Now you may be saying "A monkey? Well that's the only thing they can do." WELL YOU'RE WRONG, STUPID! Monkeys are some of the most intelligent beings on the earth! Obviously more intelligent than you! HAHA. Bobcats are obviously worse and monkeys are superior.